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Two posts in one day? Scandalous!

Roxy ate our dinner tonight. Lept onto the stove and ate the chicken. My dad gave her a spanking so she went into the living room and peed all over the carpet.

My mom's first instinct was the give her the leftover chicken. I wish I was cute so that I could get away with being devious and vengeful.