Sara Simmons

I know that there are those of you who, late at night, lie awake in bed thinking, "I wonder what Sara would look like as Gene Simmons." I know, it's a thought that has crossed many minds over the years.

Well, given that I am exceptionally skilled in the art of Microsoft Paint (please see Mancandy, Honorary Members) , I decided to put the minds of the general public at ease.

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[doodleedoodlee]
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And so now you have a new question to ponder when sleep fails to greet your tired eyes: "Man! How does she be so hot?"