Excuse me, Monsieur Le Paper, would you please just throw me a frickin' bone and finish writing yourself? I'll give a nickel.....

I'm staring at a minature Eiffel Tower.

My dog is grunting and rolling around on the floor (I think I understand why she has been so tired in the daytime these past few weeks).

I would like to go to sleep.

My mouse is red.

I like dental floss, but not cavities.